BREAKING: Harvard Loses Federal Funding After Education Secretary’s Mic Drop!

Ivy League meltdown in 3…2…1…

Education Secretary Linda McMahon just delivered the savage smack‑down of the century, telling Harvard to kiss federal cash goodbye. 💸✂️

“Harvard should no longer seek ANY grants from the federal government, since none will be provided.Henceforth, you’ll run on private dollars alone.”

Translation: no more taxpayer bankroll for the world’s wealthiest endowment. If Harvard wants to keep preaching elitist virtue, it’ll have to dip into its own $50‑billion piggy bank.