BREAKING: Adam Schiff Under Criminal Investigation

It looks like Adam Schiff might finally get the accountability he’s dodged for years — and no, I don’t mean a slap on the wrist from CNN.

According to Fox News, Democrat Senator Adam Schiff is under criminal investigation for mortgage fraud. He’s being accused of falsifying bank documents and property records to secure sweetheart loan terms on a Maryland property — behavior that allegedly spanned 16 years, from 2003 to 2019.

Yes, while Schiff was wagging his finger at Donald Trump and pretending to be the moral compass of Congress, he may have been falsifying financial documents like a two-bit crook in a bad Netflix doc.

William Pulte, Director of the FHFA (Federal Housing Finance Agency), confirmed the investigation, saying:

“Mr. Adam B. Schiff has, in multiple instances, falsified bank documents and property records to acquire more favorable loan terms, impacting payments from 2003–2019 for a Potomac, Maryland-based property.”

And this isn’t some random red tape issue. Pulte made it clear this type of misconduct puts the entire U.S. mortgage market at risk, not to mention the integrity of institutions like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

Let’s be honest: if this were a Republican, or literally anyone even adjacent to Trump, this would be wall-to-wall, breathless MSNBC coverage. But since it’s Adam “Russia Hoax” Schiff? The media’s mostly crickets. Again.

All I can say is: GOOD. This fraud should fry. You don’t get to weaponize your office for political theater and then quietly benefit from years of financial deceit. Karma’s knocking!!!