Halloween is almost here and thus the onslaught of costume parties from all your friends. Don’t be the party pooper that shows up with nothing! Being clever doesn’t have to be hard.
Here are the best and easiest political costumes for 2022 to show your friends how cool and informed you are:
- Fallen Joe Biden
Just break the helmet or draw a crack on it to imply a fall and you’ve got an easy, funny, costume hit!
- MyPillow CEO, Mike Lindell
Pay homage to Mike Lindell while he faces the abuse of the left! Grab a MyPillow while you’re at it.
- Ultra MAGA
This one is a simple and clever one referencing Joe Biden’s greatest fear of all.
- Hunter Biden
For ladies just add a nude colored cami under the jean jacket (I mean…if you want) and you’re the famous artist, Prince Biden himself.
- Liz Cheney
The clown nose is a key component of making this costume work. Full clown makeup would also be great. If you wanted to make a “Liz for President” sticker or button that would be even funnier.
- Redacted affidavit for the mar-a-lago FBI search
Use the sharpie to number the “evidence” and some self adhesive felt to cover it all up. Easy and timely. Adding a fake FBI badge might help people get to the joke faster but the sharp friends will get it right away.
- Kari Lake
Who better to honor than the rising GOP star in Arizona, Kari Lake? The wig doesn’t have to be male, just make sure it’s the shortest you can get to replicate her signature pixi. Any sheath dress. The Arizona pin (or something else Arizona) is critical!
- Pro-Choice/Progressive Protestor
A colorful wig of any kind is key. Use the sharpie and ripped cardboard to be creative in your message. I recommend: “Murder is healthcare” or “What is a woman?”