BREAKING: …Announces His Official Run For President

While the country waits for the terribly-kept secret of the Desantis campaign to officially emerge from the shadows, someone else (with even less of a chance at winning the primary!) has thrown their name into the ring of 2024 contenders.

Senator Tim Scott!

Kari Lake responded with basically my thoughts, here:

Now, tbh I am so glad Tim Scott is in the race because his announcement is already taking steam from Tiny D who was also supposed to announce this week…

But it does worry me that Tim Scott does seem to think that Tim Scott could be President. And that’s just delusional.