The White House announced today that Joe Biden has contracted COVID-19. Do we think he really has it or do we think one of the following possibilities is more likely to be true?
- Joe Biden confused the world with his announcement of cancer and the White House needs him to go away for a few days to let that smooth over
- The Joe Biden replicant needs a software update and they need a few days for the upload
- The Party wants to boot Biden off the 2024 ticket and making implications about the delicacy of his health is the best possible strategy
- The Administration is gearing up for a full COVID shutdown press to ensure mail-in ballots ahead of the midterms and this helps the narrative
- Joe Biden is just old and frail and needs a few days off
- Joe Biden escaped his captors and they’re looking for him
Which one do you think it is?