Well, well, well—looks like we’ve finally found a federal worker who isn’t whining about actually having to prove she deserves a paycheck! A government employee called...
Government employees are in an uproar again, this time because (gasp) Elon Musk suggested they jot down five measly bullet points about what they accomplished each...
Hold onto your MAGA hats! U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson is about to make financial history (or at least give us the most epic collector’s item ever)....
WOW! President Trump is shaking up Washington once again! In a game-changing move, he just announced the “Gold Card”—a bold new way for highly vetted individuals...
Looks like Trump found a new all-inclusive stay for illegal immigrants—Guantanamo Bay! 🏝️ But instead of mojitos and beachside views, it’s a one-way ticket out of...
Trump wasn’t kidding when he said he’d crack down on illegal immigration! 🇺🇸💪 The DHS just announced that illegal aliens must register in a tracking database...
Another day, another so-called “journalist” trying to twist reality—and another absolute shutdown by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. During a press conference this week, a mainstream media...
The FBI has officially launched an investigation into James “Holier-Than-Thou” Comey for running a top-secret “honeypot” operation against Donald Trump’s 2016 campaign. That’s right—America’s favorite self-righteous...
The Trump administration just announced it’s slashing more than 90% of USAID’s foreign aid contracts, and we couldn’t have dreamed of better news. This is the...
Talk about making America great again—Apple just dropped a cool half-trillion dollars to prove it. That’s right, $500 billion (with a B!) to rev up manufacturing...