Top 7 Wildest Political Texts
If you’re like me, you’ve gotten more texts from politicians running for office this October than from boys you’re trying to date/whatever your kids and stuff. I don’t usually mind them too much, game respects game and the party needs to hustle to get by. But lately, they have gotten really really weird.
I haven’t seen messages this creepy since Congressman Ruben Kihuen dumped that lobbyist and she got mad.
Here are the weirdest one’s I’ve collected from the FPF team and friends:
- Catalina wants to be your valentine
- Marco Rubio is so sorry. So so sorry.
- Val Demings is heartbroken and totally over this BS and lack of care
- I’m not even sure what to say about Denise Meyer calling out man stealers
- These two came in one after the other and seem pretty rude tbh
- Rachel M. is gay
- Herschel Walker is going to be in and out