Jeff Bezos Just Gave the Washington Post a Reality Check—And the Left Can’t Handle It!

Jeff Bezos, billionaire tech overlord, Amazon mastermind, and occasional space cowboy, has had enough of the Washington Post’s insufferable left-wing drivel. The newspaper he bought like a billionaire’s impulse purchase at Whole Foods is getting a major editorial shake-up—one that actually embraces gasp personal liberties and free markets.

And the media elite are spiraling.

In a move that sent progressive journalists scrambling for their fainting couches, Bezos took to X (formerly Twitter, because apparently, we all have to call it that now) to lay down the new rules:

“We are going to be writing every day in support and defense of two pillars: personal liberties and free markets… viewpoints opposing those pillars will be left to be published by others.”

Translation? No more socialist sob stories on the Opinion page. No more climate cult hand-wringing over capitalism. No more economic illiteracy disguised as “bold progressive policy.” Bezos, the actual embodiment of free-market success, is finally steering his own newspaper toward economic sanity.

But, of course, the usual suspects didn’t take it well. WATCH: