‘Listen Here, Fat’: Joe Biden’s Got A Big Plan For Covid-19

Gaffe King Joe Biden is known for misspeaking all over the campaign trail, but it seems his nonsense is taking a written form, too. Guess that happens when he stops stealing words from other people!

On Sunday night, the Democrat nominee tweeted the following non-solution to America’s struggle with Corona virus: “As president, the first step I will take will be to get control of the virus that’s ruined so many lives. Because I understand something this president doesn’t. We will never get our economy back on track until we deal with this virus.”

As president, the first step I will take will be to get control of the virus that's ruined so many lives.

Because I understand something this president doesn't.

We will never get our economy back on track until we deal with this virus.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 23, 2020

We’re not quite sure what Joe Biden thinks he’s going to do, but this is our best guess:

Listen here, Fat, I’m gonna capture that virus with my bare hands and tell it the same thing I told ol’ corn pop in the summer of ‘67: [something plagiarized] https://t.co/FzkrF96jyM

— corinnec (@corinnec) August 24, 2020