Are we in a sim? Something insane happened at the Mets game last night

The proof of the simulation we’re living in is all around us and last night it was at the Padres-Mets game where the Mets hit two identical and wildly implausible infield hits in a row. 

Check out the unbelievable insanity proving nothing is real or that Baseball really is the most beautiful sport here.

I will not be getting over this any time soon.