BREAKING: Surprising Discovery Uncovered at the White House!

Reports indicate that a hazmat team recently stumbled upon a concerning substance – cocaine – within the White House Library.

An audio clip documenting the incident has been circulating online, sparking various reactions on Twitter. Some users have jokingly pointed fingers at the crackhead son of President Joe Biden. However, let’s not rush to conclusions…

What would HUNTER be doing in the library, anyway?

It is possible it belonged to a number of Joe Biden’s advisors. Maybe it belongs to Joe himself!

Guess we will have to wait and see.