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BREAKING: President Poopy Pants Strikes Again

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Joe Biden was at the COP26 summit (which is some climate waste of time featuring idiots)  this weekend in Scotland when he ran into the wife of Prince Charles, Camilla Parker Bowles. He and Camilla were exchanging basic polite small talk when, according to the New York Post and a source close to Bowles, he broke wind big time. 

That’s right, a source told reporters that Camilla Parker Bowles cannot stop talking about how Joe Biden let out a long agonizing fart that she found “impossible to ignore” while they were casually chatting about the impending doom of planet earth. 

This is not the first time Joe Biden has been rumored to have gastrointestinal issues at important meetings with heads of state. Earlier this month when he met with Pope Francis at the Vatican, it is rumored that Joe Biden defecated in his pants and had to cancel his meeting and change clothes before leaving. 

It seems like Biden at age 78 isn’t handling travel as well as his peers like President Trump and is maybe in need of a specialist to deal with his obvious chronic stomach issues. 

In response to these allegations, White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki said, “whoever smelt it, dealt it.” (Not really) 

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  1. THOMAS

    November 9, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    EVERY GOVER SMELLS HIS ON HOLE FIRST.
    A DEMENTED OLD MAN WHO DOESN’T TRAVEL WELL AND CANNOT HOLD HIS BOWELS WILL BE YOUR PRESIDENT FOR ANOTHER 3 YEARS AND A FEW MONTHS UNLESS HE EXPLODES IN A CLOWD OF METHANE GASS BECAUSE SOMEW NEAR HIM LIGHTS A CIGARETTE.
    ODD HOW HE IS SPREADING METHANE WHILE BLOW HARDING HIS BS ABOUT CLIMAT CHANGE AND HIS OWN CONTRIBUTIONS. ENCLUDING HIS FLIGHT IN A HUGE FUEL BURNER THAT WE HAVE TO PAY FOR.

  2. Grace

    November 9, 2021 at 4:29 pm

    He gets more disgusting every day. What a reputation we must have. The leader of the free world cant hold his wind, defecates for the pope And then then there was the post where he came out of a doorway yelling–I got my ass wiped.”. What a disgusting pig.

  3. StanB

    November 9, 2021 at 6:16 pm

    And he wants to control flatulence from cows?

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