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President Trump Went To McDonald’s But What Did He Order? 

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This weekend President Trump visited a McDonald’s location in Pennsylvania prior to a town hall in the area where he learned how to work the fry line and delighted invited guests to his service in the drive through window. It was a major hit that everyone loved which is made clear by the media meltdown happening over it (the fake news corporate media really cannot handle how popular and smart President Trump is). 

In the spirit of this iconic visit, let’s look at what our favorite (and least favorite) politicians McDonald’s order probably is: 

President Donald Trump’s order: Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, Chocolate Shake 

We know President Trump’s order because as the McDonald’s King he is, it’s documented many times in the record. While his favorites are Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish and a Chocolate Shake, he’s also been known to enjoy Egg McMuffins, Quarter Pounders, and other McDonald’s fare. 

Kamala Harris’s order: The Sweet Chili Chicken wrap (grilled), McCafe Latte (to be thrown at staff maybe)

Since Kamala Harris would never authentically just choose food from McDonald’s or any other establishment, her handlers would choose the seemingly healthier and globally flavored ‘Sweet Chili’ wrap which no one else on planet earth even knew McDonald’s has on the menu. She would also get a scalding hot McCafe latte which she would find something wrong with and blame a staff member for.

J.D. Vance’s McDonald’s Order: 40 piece chicken nugget, fry pile

J.D. Vance grew up without much money and fully comprehends the working class luxury of a trip to McDonald’s. I think he’s the kind of guy to order shareable meals and let the whole family go in on it. Forty piece McNuggets and a big pile of a few large fry orders. “We have ranch dressing at home!” 

Tim Walz’s McDonald’s order: McRib with extra Mayo, KitKat Banana Split McFlurry and packet of apple slices 

Tim Walz is a creepy dude with creepy tastes. He would love his McRib to drip with goopy McDonald’s mayo mixed with the BBQ sauce already on there. He probably loves to dip his slimy apple slices in the mayo BBQ mix and then into the bizarre unexplainable KitKat banana McFlurry. Perfect meal for Tim Walz.

Speaker ~Emeritus~ Nancy Pelosi’s McDonald’s order: Big Arches, Mini-McFlurry and Sweet potato fries

Nancy Pelosi always orders the not-yet-available to the market, Big Arches burger which comes with a toasted sesame seed bun, new fancy cheese and some kind of crunchy bits. She also always gets the mini-McFlurry in a flavor not yet known to the public and the yet-to-be even announced sweet potato fry offering. Nancy always has the inside lane. 

Tulsi Gabbard’s McDonald’s order: McTeri Deluxe, Haupia Pie, cup of pineapple 

Tulsi Gabbard would take full advantage of the unique Hawaiian menu for McDonald’s. She would get the McTeri Deluxe which features McDonald’s version of teriyaki sauce and the Haupia pie which is fried coconut paste. She’d love to grab the fresh pineapple they feature at local stores. 

RFK Jr.’s McDonald’s Order: RFK Junior would die if he swallowed anything from McDonald’s. 

RFK has nothing against McDonald’s and they have nothing against him. But the two should probably not meet for everyone’s safety. 

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