Is Matt Walsh and Arby’s Woke Right? Or is it you and Dunkin?

Recently Matt Walsh has been accused by some guy (sorry to this man, I do not know this man) of being “woke right.” Matt Walsh confirmed his allegiances in a shocking confessional post: 

The smoking gun was there all along. In this journey to confessing his allegiance to the very clearly defined and very real threat of the “woke right” Matt also asked for guidelines about which fast food would convict you of wokeness.

For Matt and for all, Free Press Fail has created an ironclad guide to fast food politics. Any chain not pictured is too communist to even mention.