BREAKING: FBI Investigates Former Director James Comey Over Violent “86 47” Message Aimed at Trump

There’s no such thing as “accidentally” threatening the life of a former president. But leave it to human idiot and professional attention whore James Comey to give it a try anyway.

This week, the former FBI Director posted an Instagram photo of beach shells arranged to spell “86 47”—with the caption “Cool shell formation on my beach walk.” To the average person, that might sound cryptic. But to anyone with half a brain cell (and certainly someone who once ran the FBI), the message is crystal clear: “86” is well-known slang for “eliminate,” and “47” is Donald Trump’s presidential number.

That’s right. The man who once spied on Trump’s campaign, covered for Hillary Clinton, spread the Steele dossier, and helped bury the Hunter Biden laptop, is now allegedly suggesting—via beach shells—that Trump should be eliminated.

This comes less than a year after two assassination attempts on President Trump, one of which resulted in Trump being shot and a supporter losing their life.

The backlash was immediate. DHS Secretary Kristi Noem and FBI Director Kash Patel confirmed federal authorities are investigating the post. And rather than own up to it, Comey played dumb. He deleted the image, turned off comments, and claimed:

“I didn’t realize some folks associate those numbers with violence… I oppose violence of any kind.”

Oh please. I’m positive even an incompetent, giant nerd loser like Comey knows exactly what “86” means. He’s not just lying—he’s insulting everyone’s intelligence in the process.

President Trump said it best:

“He knew exactly what that meant. A child knows what that meant… That meant assassination.”

Let’s be clear: Every wild rumor about J. Edgar Hoover—crossdressing, affairs, whatever—could be true, and James Comey would still be the most humiliating embarrassment to ever disgrace the FBI.

This man is not just a clown—he’s a threat. And finally, the people with the power to do something about it are paying attention.