Biden Pardons for Sale?! Staff Accused of Taking Bribes for Autopen Signatures

Just when you thought the Biden administration couldn’t get any messier, here comes a bombshell straight out of a political thriller — but unfortunately, it’s real life. According to Rep. Tim Burchett, staffers operating President Biden’s autopen (yes, the machine that signs documents on his behalf) were allegedly taking payoffs in exchange for presidential pardons.

Let that sink in.

The autopen might have been turned into a get-out-of-jail-free card for the highest bidder. And it gets worse. These accusations come as more information continues to leak about Biden’s rapidly declining mental state during his final days in office. So now the question isn’t just “who was making decisions?” — it’s “was anyone in charge at all?”

Thousands of Americans are wondering:

• Was there any oversight over the pardoning process?
• Who was really calling the shots — the President or the staffers with the pin codes to the pen?
• And how many autopen pardons came with a price tag?

If it turns out staffers were raking in cash for every signature they rubber-stamped, let’s be honest — Joe Biden might actually be proud. That kind of old-school grift? Right up his alley.