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You Think You’re Disciplined? I Watched 200 New Movies/Shows This Year, Punks

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My new year’s resolution for 2022 was to watch as many new movies and shows as possible to hone my skills as the Conservative Critic, open my mind to new ideas and styles in film and storytelling and to get my money’s worth out of the absurd amount of streaming subscriptions for which I currently pay. The following list is not even remotely comprehensive because I am an abysmal record keeper. But I watched and documented 200 new shows/movies (new meaning: I had never seen them not necessarily new to everyone) in 2022 and here they are: 

The Conservative Critic 2022 Total Watch List

  1. Fantastic Mr. Fox
  2. The Man Who Killed Don Quixote
  3. Logan Lucky
  4. What If
  5. Don’t Look Up
  6. The Unforgivable
  7. Being the Ricardos
  8. My Cousin Vinny
  9. Breaking News in Yuma County
  10.  Tick Tick Boom
  11. Coda
  12. The Eyes of Tammy Faye 
  13. The Tender Bar 
  14. The Lost Daughter
  15. The Tragedy of Macbeth
  16. The Babysitter 
  17. Season 2 The Great
  18. British Bake Off season 5 and 6
  19. The Last Duel
  20. How I Met Your Father
  21. And Just Like That
  22. The Kominsky Method
  23. Station 11
  24. Passing
  25. The woman across the street from the girl in the window 
  26. Basmati Blues
  27. Respect 
  28. Happy Endings 
  29. House of Gucci
  30. Nightmare Ally 
  31. Home Team 
  32. Tinder Swindler
  33. Lady of the Manor 
  34. Sweet Magnolias season 2
  35. Someone Somewhere
  36. Olympic coverage
  37. Sideways
  38. Book of Love
  39. Pam and Tommy
  40. Kimi 
  41. Spencer
  42. Marry Me
  43. I Want You Back 
  44. Inventing Anna
  45. 20/20 Anna Sorokin 
  46. Tall Girl 2
  47. The Gilded Age
  48. After Party 
  49. Ugly Betty
  50. Chaos Walking
  51. The Bronze
  52. Single Drunk Female 
  53. Pivoting  
  54. West Side Story
  55. Belfast
  56. The 355
  57. To Catch a Thief 
  58. Drive My Car 
  59. Four Good Days 
  60. Turning Red
  61. Adam Project
  62. Last Kingdom new season 
  63. Bad Vegan
  64. The thing about Pam 
  65. Free Guy 
  66. Mrs Maisel new season
  67. Licorice Pizza
  68. Minx
  69. Life and Beth 
  70. We Crashed 
  71. Deep Water 
  72. Bridgerton Season 2
  73. Fyre festival documentary 
  74. The Drop Out
  75. Windfall
  76. Moonshot
  77. Derry Girls
  78. The Girl From Plainville 
  79. Death on the Nile
  80. American Crime Story, Impeachment 
  81. Cheaper by the Dozen
  82. The Royal Treatment
  83. Secrets of Dumbledor
  84. The Batman
  85. The Cleaner
  86. Is it Cake?
  87. White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie and Fitch
  88. The Bubble 
  89. Cyrano
  90. Never Surrender
  91. Ready Player One
  92. Snowpiercer
  93. Metal Lords
  94. Grace and Frankie final episodes
  95. Friends with Money
  96. Kentucky Derby 
  97. American Crime Story: The Trial of OJ Simpson 
  98. American Crime Story: The Assassination of Gianni Versace 
  99. RuPaul’s Drag Race
  100. The Quest
  101. The Lost City 
  102. The Expanse 
  103. Senior Year 
  104. Dr Strange Multiverse of Madness
  105. The Offer 
  106. 1883
  107. ICarly reboot 
  108. Top Gun Maverick 
  109. Ambulance
  110. Obi Wan
  111. Ms. Marvel
  112. Downton Abbey New Era 
  113. Perfect Pairing 
  114. Wheel of Time 
  115. Hustle 
  116. God’s favorite idiot 
  117. Sneakerella
  118. Sing 2 
  119. The Villains of Valley View 
  120. Giant
  121. The Movies That Made Us
  122. The Lake 
  123. Loot 
  124. I love that for you 
  125. Last Night in Soho
  126. Boo, bitch 
  127. Only Murders in the Building Season 2
  128. Top Chef Season 11 
  129. Top Chef Season 12
  130. Top Chef Season 13
  131. Top Chef Season 14
  132. Top Chef Season 15
  133. How Green Was My Valley
  134. New Dave Chapelle special 
  135. Protocol 
  136. Postcards from the Edge
  137. The Freshman
  138. Westworld new season
  139. Masterchef new season
  140. Elvis Viva Las Vegas
  141. Prime
  142. Persuasion 
  143. The Importance of Ernest 
  144. The Bear
  145. The Gray Man 
  146. The Italian Job 
  147. Virgin River new season
  148. The Truth About Cats and Dogs 
  149. Maggie
  150. Elvis
  151. Children of the Underground
  152. Never Have I Ever new season
  153. Purple Hearts 
  154. Gaslight
  155. Look Both Ways
  156. Shania Twain Not Just A Girl 
  157. 13 
  158. A League of Their Own (2022)
  159. Wedding Season 
  160. House of the Dragon
  161. Me Time 
  162. Partner Track
  163. SheHulk
  164. Vengeance 
  165. Do Revenge 
  166. Reboot 
  167. American Vandal 
  168. The school for good and evil 
  169. Morbius 
  170. Rosalind 
  171. The Luckiest Girl Alive
  172. Falling for Christmas 
  173. The Crown Season 5 
  174. Mrs Harris goes to Paris 
  175. The English 
  176. Don’t Worry Darling 
  177. Wakanda Forever
  178. Bumper Goes to Berlin 
  179. We Three Wise Men and a Baby 
  180. White Lotus
  181. The Wonder 
  182. The People We Hate at the Wedding 
  183. Wednesday 
  184. Pepsi: Where’s my jet?
  185. New season Emily in Paris
  186. Manifest new season
  187. Firefly Lane new season
  188. Glass Onion
  189. Bullet Train 
  190. Spirited
  191. Ticket to paradise
  192. Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special 
  193. Disenchanted
  194. Amsterdam 
  195. Where the Crawdads Sing
  196. Meet Cute
  197. Jurassic World Dominion
  198. Enola Holmes 2
  199. Rings of Power
  200. Big Brunch 

Bonus: Here are the top 10 2022 films/shows I think you should check out from this list that you may never have heard of or thought was very good

  1. Someone, Somewhere (HBO Max) 
  2. Life and Beth (Hulu) 
  3. We Crashed (Apple TV) 
  4. Never Surrender (Prime)
  5. Vengeance (Peacock/Prime) 
  6. Snowpiercer (HBO Max)
  7. The English (Prime)
  8. American Vandal (Netflix)
  9. The Freshman (HBO Max, Prime)
  10. Postcards from the Edge (HBO Max, Prime)

Happy New Year to all and here’s to another year of pretending watching T.V. is a credible hobby and that film is the most essential of all art forms (it combines all other forms of art I will die on this hill). 

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