THE DRAMA! Elon Musk Introduces A New Baby…And New Scandal

Billionaire, tech mogul, and apparent full-time baby-making machine Elon Musk has just revealed yet another addition to his ever-growing brood. But before we start sending our congratulations, let’s not forget—he still hasn’t cleaned up the mess from his last viral controversy!

That’s right, while Musk continues to populate his own personal Mars colony, his unresolved drama with conservative commentator Ashley St. Claire is still looming large. If you’ve been busy and missed the original scandal (lucky you), don’t worry—we’ve got you covered.

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Watch Xavier DeRousseau spill every last drop of the piping-hot drama you might have missed.