BREAKING: Is Nikki Haley Finally Facing Reality?!

Well, well, well, look who’s finally come to terms with reality! Nikki Haley, former South Carolina governor and self-proclaimed Trump rival, has decided to gracefully exit the 2024 presidential race after what can only be described as a spectacular display of political futility.

After hanging in there for over a year and managing to win a grand total of two primary states – Washington, D.C., and Vermont, of all places – Haley has finally seen the writing on the wall. The suspense was really killing us, Nikki!